I'm back!

omg, i am finally back frm my 2wk ordeal.. what an experience! 2wks of slping on a new bed with no bolster and spending time with complete strangers is indeed a refreshing experience.. for now, it's still pretty slack but every1 in the platoon noes how potentially menacing our sgts can be.. we alrdy caught glimpses of those horns growing out, hopefully we wont get to see them at full length very often.. well, 7more weeks!! i kinda dread the life i have installed for mi for the coming 2yrs.. in fact i hate it.. a life of strict regimentation and zero freedom is really hard to swallow.. and a life if 7hrs of slp daily seriously sux.. WHERE GOT ENUFF?!?!? pls extend to 8hrs pls!! but all in all, i tink im kinda fortunate to be in a sect with ppl so receptive.. they come frm diff backgrnd frm mi and some have experience stuffs which i would have never imagine myself going thru and yet we can communicate with such ease.. im thankful for that and hopefully for the nxt 7wks, we can forge a bond..

ok 3 more days for mi to spend on singapore.. precious ah book out days!!

2wks of zero communication with singapore certainly gave mi time to tink.. and it all seems clearer than ever.. it certainly is better for all to remain at status quo

last words

YO! tomorrow's the D-day of all D-days! by tomorrow, my status as a civilian will be stripped off and i will be shipped off for training to be a protector of the nation. i still duno why they nid a bamboo pole lyk mi but guess it cant be helped.. that shall mark the end of my rotting days and begin a chapter full of sweat and blood and mud and insect bites.. so incase i die, this will be my will.. all my monkey related stuffs will go to alex and pm.. all the money( a grand total of 10dollars) and possession(worth a humongous sum of 20bucks) will go my mother.. and all the rubbish will go to li xiang


ting..

cant say im prepared for ns.. to be honest, im dreading going to the dumb island.. mths ago i still tot it will be an exciting prospect.. putting my body to the test and enjoy paid tanning and gym.. now, i rather rot my ass off at hme ah! god bless mi in tekong.. let mi come out in one piece k.. solemn pact i have with the guy above..

i'll be gone for 2wks! and i nv buy any hp coz i ish no money no honey nobody loves mi.. so i can onli contact ppl after 2wks.. will miss u guys!! sian won see wc and xl for probably a mth and won see jy for 3wks.. and every1 else for 2wks! take kare all and cya soon! in 2wks time, u shall see a bald but tanner joseph.. hopefully a slightly beefier one too!

eh gayy stay alive hor.. dun die frm missing mi.. at least stay alive till ur bday so i can gif u some crap present! will miss ya!

oh yah and happy birthday to cindy and guangfeng! ur bday in abt 15mins time so stay cool! and happy birthday to ian abt 4days and 15mins later!

ok.. last post b4 i go tekong and become A MAN! cya!!

ok im done knocking.. at least for the nxt 2yrs

tekong chalet

ok this will most probably be one of the last entries im gonna post b4 going into the dreaded tekong resort.. haiz, im facing the trepidation of entering this place of zero freedom and almost zero communication w the outside world and im gonna be in a world where determination and will power is the way of survival which unfortunately i do not possess in abundance.. haiz! and its gonna be 2yrs straight.. minimal breaks in between and relentless physical and mental torture.. 2yrs mind u!! i noe im abit kuazhang but i really worried that when i come out, tings will change sooo much.. frenships may turn bland and once good frens might juz become mere acquaintances.. man! i noe the possibility is low, but juz knowing tt that could happen makes mi feel kinda uneasy..

aye enuff ns talk.. other than tt, actually im quite relishing the physical challenge.. 2yrs of training is definitely gonna beef mi up.. and if u noe mi, u will noe how much i nid those extra pounds.. lol.. 3 more days to enjoy!! wish mi luck in ns man!!

rotting!!

wah sian! less than 2wks left! omg, i have abt 10left to rot my ass off! cant believe im gonna be shipped to tekong chalet so soon.. i noe this may be a bit over-dramatic but... its the beginning of a new chapter man!! no more lazing arnd man! its the time to chiong sua! omg, time to done the green leafy uniform and throw grenades! wow, nv tot i will get to say that.. pls lemme have a smooth sailing 2yrs at ns.. fingers crossed!