last words

YO! tomorrow's the D-day of all D-days! by tomorrow, my status as a civilian will be stripped off and i will be shipped off for training to be a protector of the nation. i still duno why they nid a bamboo pole lyk mi but guess it cant be helped.. that shall mark the end of my rotting days and begin a chapter full of sweat and blood and mud and insect bites.. so incase i die, this will be my will.. all my monkey related stuffs will go to alex and pm.. all the money( a grand total of 10dollars) and possession(worth a humongous sum of 20bucks) will go my mother.. and all the rubbish will go to li xiang


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cant say im prepared for ns.. to be honest, im dreading going to the dumb island.. mths ago i still tot it will be an exciting prospect.. putting my body to the test and enjoy paid tanning and gym.. now, i rather rot my ass off at hme ah! god bless mi in tekong.. let mi come out in one piece k.. solemn pact i have with the guy above..

i'll be gone for 2wks! and i nv buy any hp coz i ish no money no honey nobody loves mi.. so i can onli contact ppl after 2wks.. will miss u guys!! sian won see wc and xl for probably a mth and won see jy for 3wks.. and every1 else for 2wks! take kare all and cya soon! in 2wks time, u shall see a bald but tanner joseph.. hopefully a slightly beefier one too!

eh gayy stay alive hor.. dun die frm missing mi.. at least stay alive till ur bday so i can gif u some crap present! will miss ya!

oh yah and happy birthday to cindy and guangfeng! ur bday in abt 15mins time so stay cool! and happy birthday to ian abt 4days and 15mins later!

ok.. last post b4 i go tekong and become A MAN! cya!!

ok im done knocking.. at least for the nxt 2yrs